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The Porno Poets in Limerick (not the town, the form)

A place where the ingredients may be raw and spicy. Not for those under 18 or otherwise innocent-minded.
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Postby bluejay on Sun Feb 03, 2008 3:05 am

V, you are quite the diddling limerickist. For me, 1 is good, 2 is so-so. 50% avg. ain't bad in this biz.
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Postby VeroniCat on Mon Feb 04, 2008 12:39 am

The archangel ached for a date with Pete,
for some time, hoping to get her wings afleet.
“Please take me, Earth-Stud,
All the angels are duds.
God help me, I need some terrestrial meat.”
...and a door opened unto the heavens, and I walked in. No. Wait. That's not right. I mean an angel dropped out.
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Postby VeroniCat on Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:33 am

There were plenty of long men in Limerick,
but none who could tickle my bailiwick.
The twenty who tried
left my domain dried.
Four inches or nine, just make sure it’s thick.
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Postby Christopher T. George on Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:04 pm

There once was a lad from Liverpool
renowned for the length of his tool.
When he took it out
there was never doubt
his girl enjoyed the treat of his rule.
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Postby Leanne on Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:20 pm

Marvellous, Chris! Thanks for being ridiculous!

The libertine, baron of sin
Went chasing this bird with a grin
But smiles turned quite sour
When after an hour
She quietly asked, "Is it in?"
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Postby saore on Wed Mar 12, 2008 12:39 pm

Ha ha ha this is really funny.
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